Bad Choices Gorilla Shirt – Retro Funny Graphic Tee

Bad Choices Gorilla Shirt – Retro Funny Graphic Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

When life gives you bad choices, make them count… and make sure you’ve got the t-shirt to prove it 🦍. Our Bad Choices Make Good Stories gorilla tee is the perfect mix of rebellious humor, retro vibes, and unapologetic attitude.

This isn’t just another random print — it’s an original design featuring a bold, vintage-style gorilla illustration that looks like it’s just walked out of a wild night you’re still telling stories about. Whether you’re hunting for a cool biker gift, plotting the ultimate gag gift exchange, or kitting out your bachelor party crew, this shirt brings that unhinged, sarcastic energy Gen Z and millennial humor thrive on.

Perfect for your rebellious boyfriend, a men’s humor birthday, or anyone who lives for that one “remember when…” moment. Rock it at the bar, on a road trip, or just for the meme. Because bad decisions fade, but epic stories (and legendary tees) last forever.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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