Born to Dilly Dally Goose Shirt

Born to Dilly Dally Goose Shirt | Funny Retro Meme Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Meet your new favorite conversation starter: the Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Pick Up the Pace goose shirt! 🪿✨ Featuring an original illustration of a hilariously unbothered goose, this quirky retro graphic tee blends Gen Z humor with vintage Y2K aesthetics for peak silliness. Whether you’re the queen of lollygagging or just vibing with sarcastic goose energy, this tee totally gets you.

Soft, comfy, and crafted for chaotic good vibes, it’s perfect for homebodies, spontaneous girls’ trips, or gag gift exchanges with your equally weird friends. Looking for the ultimate funny goose gift? You’ve just found it. 🎁 From punny t-shirts to witty humor shirts, this one tops the flock.

Why rush through life when you can dilly dally with style? Ideal as a birthday present, a Mama Goose shirt moment, or your go-to for low-key unhinged outings. Trust us, you’ll get compliments—and maybe a few honks. 🎉😆

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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