Call Me Anti Social But Don't Call Me Raccoon Tee

Call Me Anti Social Raccoon Tee – Funny Vintage Y2K Shirt

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Say hello (but not out loud, please) to your new favorite antisocial shirt 😅 — the Call Me Anti Social But Don’t Call Me tee! This hilarious design features a frazzled, feral raccoon mid-phone meltdown, clutching a vintage Y2K-style telephone like it just barked at him. It's the perfect blend of introvert meme meets telephone phobia chaos — because who actually enjoys unexpected calls? Not us.

This original design is a visual anthem for the socially awkward, gloriously uncomfortable, and mentally over-it crowd. Whether you’re browsing for Telephobia Gifts, a Social Anxiety Tee, or simply vibing with the raccoon’s nervous energy, this shirt delivers that perfect mix of funny memes, antisocial vibes, and vintage graphic charm.

Crafted for comfy wear and maximum side-eyes, this tee makes a killer gift for your fellow introverts, the phone-anxious, or anyone teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown with a sense of humor. Great as a gag gift or a bold everyday statement — just don't expect anyone wearing it to answer calls.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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