Catholic School Survivor Funny T-Shirt | Dark Humor Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Made it through Catholic school? Wear the badge. ✝️😅 This “Catholic School Survivor” tee is for every catholic survivor who came out the other side with a sense of humor, a few stories, and absolutely no interest in pretending it was normal. It’s a great ex catholic tee for deconstruction journeys and proudly Non-believer vibes.

With its cheeky message, this dark humor Tshirt makes a fun conversation starter for former Catholics, ex-Christians, and anyone who can laugh at their religious upbringing. It also works brilliantly as a funny atheist gift, dark humor gift, or gag gift exchange pick for the person with the most questionable school memories. ☠️

The bold statement fits right into y2k streetwear tee looks, vintage tshirt outfits, weirdcore shirts, and weird stuff tee collections. Pair it with jeans, cargos, or your favorite oversized layers for an effortlessly rebellious look. 🖤

This original design is made for people who enjoy irreverent humor, personal expression, and turning complicated memories into a punchline. Whether you call it a deconstruction tee or an ex christian tshirt, it says exactly what it needs to say: you survived. 🙃

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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