Everything Is a Dildo Chili Shirt – Funny Adult Tee

Everything Is a Dildo Chili Shirt – Funny Adult Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Looking for the most unhinged shirt on the internet? Meet your new favorite tee: Everything Is A Dildo if you’re brave enough—complete with a sassy chili pepper character who’s clearly seen things 🌶️😳. This isn't just a shirt; it’s a bold statement wrapped in inappropriate humor, perfect for turning heads and raising eyebrows.

Whether you’re looking for the best inappropriate shirts for a gag gift exchange, planning a naughty bachelorette party, or need a gift for your wildest girlfriend, this original design nails the vibe. It blends adult humor with weirdcore energy, making it an ideal pick for the embarrassing Gen Z meme lover or the chaotic friend who collects offensive prank tees.

Made for rebels, weirdos, and anyone who laughs too hard at chili-shaped objects, this shirt is your ticket to unforgettable reactions. Rock it on your next girls trip, wrap it up for a raunchy white elephant, or just wear it to remind people you’ve got no filter (and zero shame).

Get spicy, get weird, and remember—bravery is a lifestyle 💀👕.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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