Creampie Connoisseur T-Shirt

Cream Pie Connoisseur Cute Heart Mascot Shirt

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Unleash your chaotic side with the “Creampie Connoisseur” t-shirt – a hilariously inappropriate, head-turning statement piece featuring an adorable (yet slightly unhinged) heart mascot. Whether you're shopping for weird stuff, pulling off the ultimate prank, or just want to wear something that'll make your friends question your sanity, this unisex shirt delivers peak adult humor and Gen Z meme energy.

Perfect for gag gift exchanges, white elephant parties, or anyone with a love for sarcastic sayings and naughty jokes, this tee is sure to make people laugh – or blush. From dirty joke lovers to those who live for uncomfortable conversations, it’s a sarcastic gift that hits all the right (or wrong) notes.

This is original artwork by Beanster, printed on soft, breathable fabric with a fit that flatters all genders. Whether you're gifting this as an embarrassing prank idea or rocking it yourself to the next party, this shirt is bold, bizarre, and unforgettable.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜