Daddy's Lil Squirter T-Shirt

Daddy's Lil Squirter Dolphin Shirt

Bella+Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Make a splash at your next gag gift exchange with our “Daddy’s Lil Squirter” unisex t-shirt, featuring a hilariously quirky dolphin in original artwork created by Beanster. Whether you're shopping for gag gifts for her, a white elephant party, or just love collecting weird stuff, this shirt brings the perfect dose of unhinged adult humor. The bold, sarcastic saying paired with a cheeky sea creature makes this tee an instant conversation starter—and a highly inappropriate (but unforgettable) prank gift.

Designed for fans of funny memes Gen Z energy, naughty jokes, and dirty humor, this unisex shirt is made for maximum comfort and maximum embarrassment. Great for birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or just to stir chaos at your next social event. Printed on high-quality fabric that fits and feels as good as the reaction you’ll get when you wear it.

If you like inappropriate white elephant gifts, adult humor, or unfiltered sarcastic sayings, “Daddy’s Lil Squirter” is your new go-to weird tee.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜