Dilly Dally Goose T-Shirt – Graphic Tee

Dilly Dally Goose T-Shirt – Funny Snail Ride Graphic Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

✨ Life’s too short to rush, so why not dilly dally in style? This original design features a hilariously unbothered goose riding a snail like it’s their personal chariot. The statement “You Guys Go Ahead, I’m Going to Dilly Dally” says it all — whether you’re a proud homebody, the designated lollygagger on a girls trip, or just here for the vibes. 🐌🪿

Perfect for fans of Gen Z humor, this tee nails the unhinged meme shirt aesthetic while keeping things ultra comfy. Whether you're gifting a funny goose shirt for a birthday, need a punny t-shirt for your sarcastic bestie, or just love weird stuff gifts, this top is a conversation starter with every wear.

Ideal for any laid-back queen, quirky dude, or Mama Goose in your flock. Pair it with your favorite jeans, wear it to brunch, or bring it along on your next gag shirt exchange — either way, you'll be going nowhere very slowly and proudly. 😎💤

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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