Don’t Be a Dummy, Cum on Her Tummy Shirt

Don’t Be a Dummy, Cum on Her Tummy Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Get ready to drop jaws and turn heads with this unapologetically bold unisex t-shirt featuring the phrase “Don’t Be a Dummy, Cum on Her Tummy”—brought to life with an original, hilarious illustration of a donut and hotdog in a not-so-innocent scenario. Designed exclusively by Beanster, this tee isn’t just clothing—it’s a statement. Perfect for fans of funny meme Gen Z humor, inappropriate white elephant gifts, or adult gag gifts for her, this shirt is your go-to for embarrassing prank ideas or unhinged dirty joke moments. Whether you're hunting for sarcastic sayings or the weird stuff that leaves people speechless, this top checks all the boxes.

Ideal for gag gift exchanges, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or simply embracing your inner degenerate, this high-quality print is made for laughs, shock value, and sharing wildly inappropriate jokes with your crew. It's the ultimate naughty novelty gift for anyone who doesn’t take life—or themselves—too seriously. Comfortable, unisex, and built to last, this tee guarantees maximum awkward laughs. Wear it proud… if you dare.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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