Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Failed High School Shirt

Funny Anti-Conspiracy Shirt – Sarcastic Vintage Statement Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Think everything is a conspiracy? Maybe you just failed high school. 😏 This hilarious t-shirt is perfect for those who love sarcastic humor and a clever conspiracy quote that hits just right. Whether you're the Researcher who actually believes in science or you're shopping for a friend who needs a reality check, this original design brings vintage failed science vibes with a punch of irony.

With its distressed, retro style and witty phrase, Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Failed High School makes an epic Anti Conspiracy Theory Gift or a funny conspiracy theorist tee. The slightly worn look adds to its vintage distressed appeal—making it not just a bold statement but also a stylish one. 🤓💥

Ideal for anyone tired of wild theories and fake "research," this shirt is a top choice for smart thinkers, sarcastic truth-tellers, or as a democrat gift idea for your logic-loving crew. Show up to the next barbecue or debate night with conspiracy sarcasm that speaks louder than shouting. 👽📚🧠

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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