Everything Is A Dildo - Retro Cactus

Everything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough – Funny Cactus Shirt

Bella+Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt.

Looking for the perfect unhinged gag gift that’ll leave your friends speechless? Meet our “Everything Is A Dildo If You’re Brave Enough” t-shirt – featuring a retro-style illustration of a cactus and a bold phrase that walks the hilarious line between adult humor and absurd meme culture. This shirt is made for the brave, the weird, and the wonderfully unfiltered.

This vintage-inspired tee is printed with original artwork you won’t find anywhere else – designed to get laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes) wherever you go. Whether you’re heading on a wild girls trip, planning a white elephant gag gift exchange, or just love collecting funny meme shirts with dirty jokes, this one’s for you.

Perfect for fans of Gen Z humor, naughty prank ideas, and weird stuff that pushes the envelope, this shirt makes a great gag gift for her, your unhinged bestie, or that one cousin who always takes things too far.

Soft, breathable, and as bold as your sense of humor. Dare to wear it?

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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