Expired but Still Desired Frog Tee – Funny Retirement Gift

Expired but Still Desired Frog Tee – Funny Retired Dad Gift

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

🐸 Still got that ribbit even with a walker? Meet your new favorite tee: the “Expired but Still Desired” shirt featuring an elderly frog proudly shuffling forward—because swagger doesn’t age, it just gets funnier. Whether you’re embracing sagging and gagging or throwing shade at your retirement party, this shirt’s got serious croak appeal.

Perfect for that unhinged embarrassing Father's Day surprise, a cheeky gift from a daughter or wife, or even a sarcastic cruise shirt for your grandma who's still cruising strong. This original design turns heads and triggers laughs at senior BBQs, golf days, or just lounging like a Y2K icon gone geriatric.

Made for retired men with a sense of humor (and maybe a new hip), it’s also a top pick for turtle old friend gifts or your favorite papa who’s expired but still hilariously desirable. Give it as a prank gift, wear it ironically, or just own your senior swagger. Either way, this is a graphic tee that screams: I may be old, but I still rock.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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