Expired But Still Desired Funny Retired Frog Beach Tee

Expired But Still Desired Funny Retired Frog Beach Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Make waves at your next retirement party—or just the next BBQ—with our “Expired But Still Desired” tee featuring an elderly frog soaking up the beach life. 🐸🌴 This original design is the perfect blend of funny, sarcastic, and weirdly charming, just like the retired legend who wears it. Whether you’re embracing your golden years or roasting someone else’s, this shirt hits harder than a margarita on a summer cruise.

With vintage Y2K graphic tee vibes and a splash of unhinged embarrassing humor, it’s ideal for old guy gifts, grandpa prank gifts, or as a retirement gag gift from daughter, wife, or that friend who always goes too far. Picture sagging, gagging, but still strutting. That’s the frog energy we’re channeling. 🐢🕶️

Perfect for funny retired dads, grandmas cruising the coast, or that one papa who’s too cool for dentures. Whether it’s Father’s Day, a husband retire gift, or just because, this soft, comfy shirt is the ultimate retired mens wear—relatable, ridiculous, and ridiculously relatable.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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