Feral and Sterile Rocker Cat Shirt – Funny Vintage Tee

Feral and Sterile Rocker Cat Shirt – Funny Vintage Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Meet your new favorite post-surgery outfit—the Feral and Sterile shirt, where vintage vibes meet unhinged humor! 😼 Whether you're womb-free and wild or just have a soft spot for cool cats with attitude, this original design serves pure chaotic charm.

Rocking a slick, sunglasses-wearing cat that screams rock 'n' roll rebel, this shirt is perfect for those recovering from a hysterectomy, vasectomy, or just dodging diapers with pride. It's the ultimate funny childfree gift for your bestie, your partner—or yourself. Because who said surgery recovery couldn’t come with a dose of sass?

Made for those who live on the edge (or at least off the grid with a raccoon roommate), this tee channels that feral feminist energy with a wink. Ideal for fans of funny feminist memes, anti-kids humor, or simply unapologetically living their truth—one paw-some pun at a time. 🐾

Whether you're into cats over brats, want a funny hysterectomy recovery gift, or just love a good rocker cat aesthetic, this shirt brings the attitude. Soft, comfy, and absolutely unbothered—just like you. ✌️

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜