Full of Garlic Bread & Homosexual Thoughts Tee

I'm Full Of Garlic Bread & Gay Thoughts Funny T-Shirt

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Ready to make everyone at the cookout do a double take? 🌈🧄 Our "I'm Full Of Garlic Bread And Homosexual Thoughts" t-shirt is a hilariously bold way to express your unapologetic self—flavored with carbs and sass. Whether you're out for brunch, chilling at Pride, or just vibing on the couch, this funny garlic t-shirt brings the perfect mix of weirdcore humor and oddly specific tee energy.

Designed with love (and maybe a little garlic butter), this is not some recycled print from the internet. It's an original design that you won’t find anywhere else—unless someone copies us, which would be flattering but rude. 😤✨ The soft cotton feels like a hug from your favorite chaotic friend, and the garlic graphic? A chef’s kiss level of dank memes meets aesthetic nonsense.

Perfect as a gag gift, prank tee, or just your new favorite shirt for loudly existing, this retro weird stuff shirt fits right in with your collection of unfiltered tees. Grab yours now and let your wardrobe reflect the spicy, sarcastic wonder that is you.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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