Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong 🌻 Funny T-Shirt

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong 🌻 Funny T-Shirt

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Ever felt the urge to “take it out” on the weeds instead of… well… you know? 🌱 Our Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong tee is your cheeky way to spread love nature vibes with a side of dark humour. Perfect for the plant lover gift hunt, this shirt’s an original design you won’t find in big box stores.

Whether you’re a funny gardening fan, a gardener dad, or a silly mom with a wicked sense of humor, this comfy tee fits your style. Pair it with your favourite jeans for a go green earth day 2025 look, or rock it at the next backyard BBQ while casually tending your vintage sunflower patch. The fabric’s soft, the print’s crisp, and the joke? Timeless.

It’s the ultimate conversation starter for any black humour gardener meme enthusiast. From subtle giggles to full-on belly laughs, you’ll be planting smiles everywhere you go. Because in the end, we all know – plant more trees… and leave the murder to the mystery novels.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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