“Herpes Survivor” Funny STD T-Shirt

Bold Vintage “Herpes Survivor” Funny STD T-Shirt

Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt

🎉 Celebrate survival with savage style in this Herpes Survivor tee – the unfiltered, ironically bold statement you never knew you needed. Rock this weirdcore masterpiece and own your story with a hilarious twist of dark humor. Whether you're into inappropriate gag gifts or just enjoy obnoxious adult humor, this shirt hits all the wrong notes… perfectly. 💥

Crafted with a vintage aesthetic and original design, it screams retro rebellion. Perfect for anyone who survived the clap of doom and came out stronger (and possibly itchier), it’s equal parts shock and snort-laugh. From awkward family gatherings to offbeat parties, this tee guarantees double-takes and probably one concerned aunt. 😬

Looking for a raunchy, oddly specific present? This makes a top-tier funny meme gift for that unhinged friend who thrives on bad taste humor. Whether it's a dark humor tee for yourself or a vulgar conversation starter for a pal, it delivers unapologetic LOLs. Not for the faint of heart — just the hilariously healed. 💀

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜