Herpes Survivor T-Shirt – Retro STD Rainbow Tee

Herpes Survivor T-Shirt – Funny Retro STD Rainbow Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

🌈Congratulations, champ—you made it out itch-free! This Herpes Survivor shirt is your badge of honor, soaked in sarcasm and splashed with a retro 70s rainbow. Whether you're a fan of dark humor, celebrating your oddly specific journey, or just shopping for the most inappropriate gag gift at the party, this tee keeps it groovy and unfiltered.

Original design? You bet. This isn’t your average viral meme copycat—our weirdcore vibes and vulgar adult humor are offensively fresh. Perfect for anyone who enjoys offensive humor tees, weirdly raunchy ironic statements, or awkwardly hilarious self-awareness. Trust us, no one at brunch will forget this one. 😎

Crafted for those with bold tastes and an even bolder story, it’s a hit at roast parties, white elephant exchanges, or as a "just because you survived herpes" surprise. If you're into funny STD tees, unhinged adult humor, or uniquely awful novelty gifts—this one’s got your name on it.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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