Hurtin' For A Squirtin' T-Shirt 💦

Hurtin' For A Squirtin' Raunchy Whale T-Shirt 💦

Bella+Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

💦 Hurtin’ For A Squirtin’ – Not your grandma’s vintage tee. This one-of-a-kind design by beansternl features a hand-drawn retro whale spouting off in more ways than one. Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee, it's perfect for those who live on the edge of humor and chaos. Whether you're at a gag gift exchange or just want to rock an unhinged raunchy funny meme Gen Z vibe, this shirt delivers major shock factor with classic style.

🌀 Vintage retro charm meets adult humor in this inappropriate masterpiece. It’s great for anyone with a love for sarcastic sayings, weird stuff, or just truly embarrassing prank ideas. Makes an unforgettable pick for gag gifts for her him, an inappropriate white elephant, or the ultimate dirty jokes party moment.

🌊 Designed to turn heads and raise eyebrows, this tee isn’t just a conversation starter — it’s a conversation ender. Add a splash of chaos to your wardrobe or gift list today. Limited edition. Don’t miss the wave.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜