I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am Shirt

Funny Vintage Black Cat Shirt – I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Looking for a retro-inspired tee that’s both quirky and clever? Our I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am shirt is an original design featuring a mysterious black cat gazing into a mirror — perfect for anyone who loves vintage vibes mixed with a bit of silly sarcasm. Whether you're into funny meme cat shirts, goth girlfriend style, or just want a unique Y2K graphic tee, this one’s got your back! 🖤🐱✨

This unhinged graphic shirt channels that perfect blend of emo and witchy energy, making it a standout in your wardrobe. It’s the ideal pick for animal lover gifts, mental health funny sarcasm lovers, or anyone who appreciates weird stuff that sparks conversation. Bonus points if you’re a fan of anxiety memes or just enjoy rocking a cute emo shirt that’s a little offbeat and totally original.

Made for comfort and style, this ballerina cute gift tees up your everyday look with a splash of retro charm and sarcastic wit. Whether for casual hangouts or gifting to your goth girlfriend, this mirror cat design brings a vintage, silly kitten feel that’s truly one of a kind. Grab yours and embrace your unhinged side! 😼💫

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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