I Got My Clit Pierced at Claire's Shirt

✨ I Got My Clit Pierced at Claire’s – Unisex Frog Tee ✨

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Ready to disrupt brunch, family BBQs, and literally every social interaction? This unisex tee features a bold "I Got My Clit Pierced at Claire’s" slogan, paired with a hilariously sassy frog character—an original artwork by beansternl that screams Gen Z chaos and unhinged meme glory. Whether you're into gag gift exchange antics or just love turning heads with inappropriate white elephant energy, this shirt is your new go-to.

Perfect for gag gifts for her him, raunchy funny meme lovers, and people who collect weird stuff with no shame. With a soft, breathable cotton blend and vintage retro vibes, this shirt works for both spontaneous laughs and carefully planned embarrassing prank ideas. A must-have for fans of dirty jokes, sarcastic sayings, and adult humor that's both wildly offensive and totally wearable.

Make it the highlight of your next party or the wildcard pick in a naughty gift swap. Just don’t blame us when everyone wants to know where you got it.

💥 Available in multiple sizes. Unisex fit.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜