I Miss My Foreskin T-Shirt

I Kinda Miss My Foreskin Funny Circumcision Recovery

Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt

Looking for the ultimate unhinged gag gift that will leave everyone speechless (and laughing)? Our “I Kinda Miss My Foreskin” vintage-style unisex t-shirt is your go-to for inappropriate white elephant gift exchanges, dirty joke parties, or just flaunting your love of weird stuff and adult humor. Featuring original artwork and exclusive design, this shirt combines nostalgic vintage vibes with bold, Gen Z meme-worthy energy.

Whether you're shopping for gag gifts for her, an embarrassing prank idea for him, or a shirt that screams “unapologetically inappropriate,” this tee nails it. It's a hilariously awkward hit for any naughty gift exchange or circumcision recovery-themed joke (yes, that's a thing). Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just confusing strangers at the grocery store.

Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex tee that fits like a well-worn favorite, this is the funny gag shirt no one asked for, but everyone talks about. Ideal for funny meme collectors, edgy humor lovers, or anyone who’s ever thought, “yeah... I kinda do.”

Get ready to offend, amuse, and traumatize—in the best way possible.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜