Funny Hysterectomy Shirt | I Survived the Organ Harvest Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Made it through the surgery and all I got was this gloriously dark sense of humor. 😅 The “I Survived the Organ Harvest” tee is for anyone who can laugh at the absurdity of major surgery, recovery, and saying goodbye to an unwanted uterus. 🫠

Whether you’re celebrating a uterus eviction, navigating hysto recovery, or shopping for a Surgery Recovery Gift, this funny shirt makes a wonderfully unhinged statement. It’s especially perfect for anyone embracing child free humor, surviving gyn surgery, or proudly calling themselves a surgery survivor. ✨

A fun Y2K Graphic Tee vibe meets unapologetic Dark Humor T-Shirt energy, making this a great choice for post-op days, casual outfits, or your next appointment. Pair it with comfy sweats and let everyone know exactly what happened. 👋🩸

This original design is made for people who prefer their recovery humor a little darker. Whether you’re looking for a funny sterilized tee, a recovery gift, or simply an excuse to wear your medical history as a punchline, consider this your official post-op apparel. 🖤

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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