I Swallow Juicy Wieners T-Shirt 🌭

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

🍆 "I Swallow Juicy Wieners" T-Shirt 🌭
Add some spicy sass to your wardrobe with this outrageously bold tee! Featuring an original vintage-style illustration of a smug hotdog mascot, this shirt proudly screams adult humor with a touch of retro flair. Whether you're shopping for gag gifts for her, inappropriate white elephant surprises, or funny meme Gen Z moments, this is the ultimate attention-grabbing piece. Perfect for gag gift exchange, embarrassing prank ideas, or simply unleashing your unhinged side at the next BBQ.

Printed on a soft, premium tee with a relaxed fit, it’s designed to keep you comfortable while delivering a shock-and-laugh combo worthy of TikTok fame. This isn’t just weird stuff—it’s wearable sarcasm with style. Each design is an original artwork by Beansternl, making it a one-of-a-kind conversation starter.

🎁 Ideal for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just giving your friends a reason to do a double take. Rock it ironically, wear it proudly—either way, it’s hotdog heaven.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜