I Waxed My Flaps To Be Here Shirt 🌈

🌈 I Waxed My Flaps To Be Here Tee🌼

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Turn heads and trigger giggles with this unisex t-shirt featuring an original groovy retro flower + rainbow design paired with the outrageously bold phrase: Waxed My Flaps To Be Here. Created by beansternl, this exclusive artwork is a wild ride of vintage sass and unhinged humor—perfect for anyone who thrives on inappropriate white elephant dirty jokes, naughty embarrassing prank ideas, or just living life one adult humor tee at a time.

Whether you're packing for a summer cruise, hunting for the best gag gift exchange idea, or making your mark at a raunchy meme party, this tee’s got your back. Crafted for weird stuff lovers, it’s a must-have in any collection of gag gifts for her him. Made with ultra-soft cotton and built for laughs, this is more than a shirt—it’s a walking punchline.

Rock it at brunch, wear it to karaoke, or wrap it up for someone who deserves the most sarcastic sayings in shirt form.
👉 Available in multiple sizes.
👉 Makes an unforgettable funny gift.
👉 For Gen Z icons and everyone else who's slightly unhinged.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜