If The Shoe Fish Shirt – Funny Retro Graphic Tee

If The Shoe Fish Shirt – Funny Retro Graphic Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Ready to reel in some weird stares? 🐟👟 The If The Shoe Fish Shirt is here to confuse, amuse, and become your new favorite conversation starter. This original design pairs unhinged irony with a cursed tee energy that hits just right for lovers of bizarre internet culture, from Y2K meme fans to aquarium-owning dads.

Whether you're deep into retro graphic tees, obsessed with weirdcore clothing, or just hunting for a funny fishing gift for Dad, this one’s a keeper. Great as a gag gift exchange hit, or for seafood clerks and goldfish pun enthusiasts who know that if the shoe fish, wear it. It's oddly specific, hilariously offbeat, and made for the overshare generation.

Perfectly oversized for that laid-back Gen Z aesthetic, this cursed t-shirt nails the 90s retro irony you didn’t know you needed. Whether you're a hobby fisher, a bass lover, or just someone with strong opinions about pet fish fashion—this is the absurdity you've been waiting for.

Dive into the weird side of fashion. Your goldfish would approve. 🐠✨

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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