I'm Not A Good Wiper Shirt 💩

💩 'I'm Not A Good Wiper Tee 💩

Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt

This hilarious unisex t-shirt features a one-of-a-kind, original illustration of a quirky toilet paper character caught in an awkward confession. Perfect for fans of toilet humor, this design blends sarcastic sayings, poop jokes, and mens adult humor into a wearable piece of comedy gold.

🎁 Whether you’re shopping for gag gifts for him, need inappropriate white elephant dirty jokes for the office party, or just want some mens humor unhinged apparel that’ll get heads turning (and butts clenching), this is it. The perfect gay humor pick for friends who appreciate naughty embarrassing prank ideas or raunchy funny meme Gen Z vibes.

🧻 With its vintage retro aesthetic and quality print, it’s a great fit for anyone into weird stuff, unisex novelty apparel, or just looking for a funny shirt for men. High-quality cotton makes it comfy enough for all-day laughs.

🎨 Original artwork by beansternl, exclusively available here – you're not just getting a shirt, you’re getting a conversation starter.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜