In My Chlamydia Survivor Era Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

In My Chlamydia Survivor Era Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

🌈 Welcome to your Chlamydia Survivor Era — loud, proud, and hilariously groovy. This retro-inspired funny meme shirt blends vintage vibes with unhinged, adult humor for those who like their fashion as bold as their bad decisions. Whether you’re actually a survivor or just love ironic t shirts with obnoxious energy, this one’s for you. 💥

Crafted for fans of weirdcore gifts and dark humor tees, this original design is a certified conversation starter (and ender). The vibrant, throwback illustration screams "I survived... and I’m thriving," making it the ultimate inappropriate tshirt for any wild night out, awkward family gathering, or casual stroll through Target. 😏

Looking for oddly specific gag gifts or raunchy tshirts that push the envelope? This vulgar tshirt proudly owns its offensive humor without apology. It’s not just a shirt — it’s a full-blown chaotic mood. Great for gifting your most unfiltered friend or embracing your own inner menace.

🛒 Wear it. Share it. Scare your grandma with it. This is the funny STD tee you didn’t know you needed.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜