Moister Than An Oyster

Moister Than An Oyster Shirt 

Bella+Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Get ready to turn heads (and drop jaws) with this hilariously inappropriate unisex t-shirt featuring the bold statement: "Moister Than An Oyster" alongside an original quirky oyster illustration by Beanster. This shirt is the ultimate icebreaker and conversation starter—perfect for anyone with a taste for adult humor, naughty jokes, and unhinged meme culture. Whether you're shopping for a gag gift exchange, gag gifts for her, or the most embarrassing prank idea at your next white elephant party, this tee checks every box.

Made with soft, breathable fabric and a comfortable fit for all genders, it's a must-have for fans of funny meme Gen Z energy, weird stuff, and all things awkwardly hilarious. From inappropriate party wear to the most unexpected gift at the office holiday bash, this shirt is unapologetically bold and outrageously funny.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, or just because—you won’t find this design anywhere else. It's a limited-edition original artwork by Beanster, so grab yours before it slithers back into the sea!

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜