Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant Shirt – Original Funny Retro Tee

Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Let’s be honest—Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant is the kind of truth bomb that deserves to be worn loud and proud 😏. This original design isn’t just funny, it’s iconic—perfect for those who love a good inappropriate humor shirt with a bold vintage washed vibe.

Our tee serves classic 80s retro attitude with a modern twist. The oversized t-shirt fit gives it that effortlessly cool look, whether you’re pairing it with ripped jeans, biker shorts, or absolutely nothing (we don’t judge). The mouth graphic is both cheeky and stylish—kind of like you.

If you’re hunting for adult humor gifts or sarcastic tees that actually hit, this one’s a total knockout. Perfect for parties, casual hangs, or shocking your aunt at brunch. Either way, it gets laughs—and maybe some eye rolls. 🙃

This isn’t some generic copy-paste shirt—it’s a bold, funny, and totally original design made to stand out in a sea of blah. Own it, wear it, and let the shirt do the talking.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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