My Pussy Loves A Good Stretch Shirt

My Pussy Loves A Good Stretch Retro Cat T-Shirt

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

🌴 My Pussy Loves a Good Stretch – the unisex tee that’s equal parts adorable and unhinged.
Show off your wild side with this hilarious original artwork featuring a smug, stretching cat basking on a tropical retro sunset backdrop. Whether you’re a fan of adult humor or just here for the weird stuff, this shirt delivers peak funny meme Gen Z energy with a bold, sarcastic saying that’s sure to get looks (and laughs).

Perfect for a gag gift exchange, inappropriate white elephant, or that friend who thrives on dirty jokes and embarrassing prank ideas. It’s a naughty-yet-nice addition to any wardrobe — ideal as gag gifts for her, or anyone with a sense of humor as twisted as your Spotify playlists.

Printed on a comfy, high-quality unisex tee and designed exclusively by Beansternl, this shirt isn’t mass-produced nonsense — it’s uniquely made to make people laugh, cringe, or both.

🎁 For the friend who has everything… except boundaries.

 

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜