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Bella Canvas 3001: Comfy unisex premium T-Shirt

Snip snip, baby! ✂️💘 Say hello to your new favorite post-surgery gift: the Officially Spayed T-shirt, starring a cheeky retro heart mascot with maximum sass. This womb free wonder is made for those embracing their power, freedom, and a little feral flair. Whether you’re fresh out of a hysterectomy, tubal ligation, or just vibe with the childfree by choice life, this tee is the ultimate statement.

Rock this funny sterilization shirt with your favorite jeans or gift it to your bestie who just joined the sterilized women’s club. It’s soft, comfy, and gives off funny feminist gift energy in every stitch. The vintage graphic tee style mixed with bold attitude makes it the perfect addition to your unhinged T-shirt collection.

Whether you're shopping for a funny post-surgery gift, looking for a cute heart sweater alternative, or just tired of baby shower invites, this anti kids shirt says it all without saying too much. Pairs well with iced coffee, cats, and zero regrets. 🐾💅

This is an original design, exclusive to our shop – so get it while it’s hot and sassy. 🔥

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜