Old Pussy Better Than No Pussy Shirt – Funny Cat Tee

Old Pussy Cat Shirt – Funny Vintage Graphic Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

😼 Looking for a shirt that purrs with attitude? Our “Old Pussy Better Than No Pussy” tee is the kind of unhinged humor that only the bold can pull off. This isn’t just a pun — it’s a statement. Featuring an original, cheeky illustration of a smug old cat, this funny oversized t shirt is perfect for anyone who thrives on irony, dirty jokes, and vintage-style weirdcore clothing.

Soft-washed for that lived-in, vintage washed look, it's a cozy pick for lounging, girls trips, or making grandma blush at the next white elephant gift exchange. Whether you're shopping for a sarcastic wife, your inappropriate aunt, or your Gen Z cousin who thrives on dark sarcasm and dank memes, this shirt delivers.

Ideal as a dirty humor gift, prank gift idea, or just your new favorite embarrassing tee, it also lowkey works for Sphynx kitten moms and those who love unexpected punny meme vibes. Add this to your funny unhinged collection and wear it with pride — or pure shame. Either way, it slaps.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

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▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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