Old Pussy Better Than No Pussy Tee – Funny Weird Cat Shirt

Old Pussy Tee – Funny Vintage Cat Shirt for Weirdcore Fans

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Ready to ruffle some feathers and split some sides? 😹 Our Old Pussy Better Than No Pussy shirt is the ultimate adult humor gag gift for the unfiltered legend in your crew. With a badass illustrated Sphynx cat and a vintage washed vibe, this oversized t-shirt screams “funny unhinged” with a dose of dark sarcasm.

Perfect for your next white elephant gift exchange, girls trip chaos, or just to confuse your in-laws at brunch. This isn’t just a tee—it’s an embarrassing tee masterpiece made for weirdcore clothing lovers and ironic meme enthusiasts who live for dank memes and cringe-core fashion. Rock it with pride or use it as a prank gift idea that will 100% steal the spotlight.

This original design isn’t for the faint of heart—it's for your naughty girlfriend, sarcastic grandma, or that one friend who collects the weirdest stuff on the internet. Punny, edgy, and wildly inappropriate for women and men alike, this funny cat shirt is truly the definition of "iconic disaster."

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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