Spread My Flaps Smell The Ocean

Spread My Flaps Smell The Ocean | Clam T-Shirt

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex T-Shirt

Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with our original “Spread My Flaps Smell The Ocean” vintage clam t-shirt—the perfect blend of cheeky humor and retro style! Featuring an exclusive hand-drawn clam illustration, this tee is a bold statement piece that’s sure to be the life of any gathering.

Whether you’re hunting for gag gifts for her, hilarious gag gift exchange ideas, or just want to embrace unhinged meme Gen Z adult humor, this shirt nails it with its naughty, dirty joke vibe. It’s the ultimate prank gift for anyone who loves weird stuff and enjoys pushing boundaries with embarrassing, naughty jokes.

Ideal for girls’ trips, wild weekends, or casual hangouts where the laughs are guaranteed, this tee stands out with its playful, edgy charm. The vintage wash gives it a soft, worn-in feel that only adds to its cool, laid-back appeal.

Perfect for those who love quirky apparel and aren’t afraid to wear their weirdness on their sleeve—literally! Make your next gag gift exchange unforgettable with a shirt that’s equal parts hilarious and original.

Whether you’re shopping for a funny birthday present, a bachelorette party surprise, or just want to keep things weird and wonderful in your wardrobe, this clam tee is your go-to choice..

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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