Throat Goat Retro T-Shirt

Throat Goat Retro TShirt

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Unleash your inner chaos with the Throat Goat t-shirt — an unhinged, eye-catching piece featuring a retro-style goat blissfully devouring ice cream. This hilarious, original artwork by Beansternl turns heads and sparks conversations wherever it goes. Perfect for anyone who lives for sarcastic sayings, adult humor, and weird stuff that makes you laugh way too hard in public.

Whether you're shopping for inappropriate white elephant dirty jokes, gag gifts for her, or just the funniest meme Gen Z energy tee around, this unisex shirt delivers. It’s bold, cringe-core, and downright iconic — making it a top pick for gag gift exchanges, naughty embarrassing prank ideas, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

Made from soft, breathable cotton and available in multiple sizes, it’s built for comfort and shock value alike. Get ready to be tagged in way too many party photos. 🎉

✔ Original artwork
✔ Funny adult humor
✔ Weird & wild unisex fit
✔ Perfect for white elephant parties or gag gifts

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

Issues, requests, questions? Don't hesitate to contact me 💜