Throat Goat Hotdog T-Shirt

Throat Goat Windpipe Whisperer Shirt

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Ready to raise eyebrows and start conversations? This unisex t-shirt features an original, unhinged design by Beansternl—a grinning hotdog cartoon paired with the bold, sarcastic slogan: "Throat Goat – Windpipe Whisperer." Whether you’re attending an inappropriate white elephant gift exchange, looking for adult humor, or just need a gag gift for her (or him) that screams weird stuff, this is your new go-to.

Perfect for fans of funny meme Gen Z energy, naughty embarrassing prank ideas, or those who love weirdly specific and totally inappropriate jokes. Made from soft, high-quality fabric with a relaxed fit, it’s equally great for party night or just confusing strangers at the grocery store.

✨ Features:

• Unisex sizing (S–XXL)

• Original artwork

• Premium, soft cotton blend

• A+ choice for gag gift exchanges, adult parties, and meme lovers
  

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Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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