Use A Condom - Funny Safe Sex & Child-Free Tee

Use Your Brain Funny Safe Sex & Child-Free Tee

Comfort Colors® 1717 Unisex Premium T-Shirt

Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with our original Use Your Brain t-shirt! 😎 Perfect for anyone who loves a little edgy humor and isn’t afraid to speak their mind, this shirt blends wit with a serious message. Rock it as a funny condom tee, anti kids t-shirt, or a cheeky birth control gift—it’s all about sending vibes that say “think before you act” in style.

Made with retro 50s Comfort Colors fabric, this witty humor tee is soft, cozy, and built for all-day comfort. Wear it to casual hangouts, parties, or gift it as a pro-choice adult humor gift that’s bound to get giggles. Whether you’re celebrating Funny Child Free life or just love a stupid people shirt, this retro humor t-shirt fits every mood.

Ideal as a child-free gift, stop overpopulation statement shirt, or gift for her funny, this design is 100% original—no knock-offs here! 🎉 Stand out with style, spread laughs, and let everyone know you’re all about using your brain, not just following the crowd.

Unisex T-shirt collection.

Bella+Canvas 3001:
A premium unisex tee made from soft, lightweight cotton with a modern fit and lasting comfort.
• Airlume combed and rings pun cotton
• Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
• Tear away label
• Heather colors: Cotton-poly mix
• Runs true to size

Comfort Colors® 1717
A garment-dyed heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit and vintage feel.
• Made with 100% ring-spun, ethically sourced US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
• Relaxed fit suits both casual and semi-formal wear
• Classic crew neck for easy styling
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit – see size chart for details

Gildan 5000:
The Gildan 5000 is a classic, durable 100% cotton tee with a comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear.
• 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)
• Classic fit with a timeless crew neck
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Sustainably made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

▸ If there are any issues with your item, please message me within 30 days of receiving your order for a replacement or refund. Do make sure to include a picture showing the issue 📷

▸ If your order is lost in the mail, you may choose a replacement or refund.

▸ Please double-check your preferred color and size using the chart in the image section. Size or color mistakes made by the buyer are not eligible for a refund unless you receive the wrong item.

▸ Cancellations: Email info@beanster.nl within 6 hours of placing your order. After this time, your order enters production and cannot be changed or canceled.

▸ Each item is custom printed specifically for you; therefore, returns are not accepted.

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